Me: See that camera right there?
Me: That is the camera we are going to make our porno with.
Girlfriend: Oh I thought you were going to say something like, this camera is going to be the camera we are going to record our kids playing with.
Girlfriend: Or the camera we are going to take pictures with at a family bbq.
Me: This shit is Tumblr worthy.
Girlfriend: *GIANT FACE PALM*